04.27.09

Conversation 3: Distractions

Posted in Fantasy, Politics at 2:32 am by Administrator

This fantasy of conversations continues. People are fictional. Ideas are what they are!

Man 3: At first I thought this place would be too public for our meeting, but the Villas are discrete and tucked away from the masses.

Man 2: If we really want to move the financial capital to Dubai, the Jumeirah Beach could become our flagship hotel. When did you build it?

Man 4: Many years ago, when Dubai was just a dream. A dream just like Las Vegas was to the American gangsters back in the 50’s. Wasn’t sure about this investment at first, but the agents and fronts are impressed and entertained when we bring them in for meetings like the ‘responses to public discontent’ this past winter.

Man 1: The U.S. ‘Tea Party’ strategy backfired. Our agents didn’t infiltrate their protest with any rock throwing, loud-mouthed activists’ fronts.

Man 2: But our media fronts did a wonderful job downplaying the parties’ significance and confusing their message.

Man 3: That should cause more frustration to bubble over into public unrest. We’re seeing isolated tragedies becoming more frequent. A couple of shootings here, a few mass shootings there and riots are not far behind. Grandfather still loves to tell Russian Revolution stories his father told him. Shootings characterized the chaotic period just before the spontaneous popular revolution.

Man 4: All good for great grandfather’s coup, but the rioters were socialists. Now we have socialists in power in the U.S. and throughout most of the world. I predict legal challenges before any serious rioting. Frankly, I think training troops in the U.S. for riot control is a bit over the top.

Man 1: Blackwater has the U.S. covered. They were used after hurricane Katrina in New Orleans with orders to shot looters. The peasants didn’t blink an eye. No one complained to the ACLU.

Man 3: Our ACLU fronts would have dismissed them anyways.

Man 2: Future economics was a worry a century ago in Russia and is today for the Tea Party people.

Man 4: The Tea Parties were quite tame. None of them wore masks or covered their faces. At least my people cover up so identifying them is difficult. If these Tea people begin legal actions on public officials, how will we handle that?

Man 3: That’s covered with the Westfall Act.

Man 4: But the Westfall Act does not apply to a civil action against an employee of the Government who is sued for a violation of the Constitution of the United States. Seemingly every politician could be sued on those grounds.

Man 3: Yes, but winning the case in court is another story. We have many judges in our pockets. Hell, U.S. peasants have tried to expose that the personal income tax is illegal for years. Our legal fronts have blocked those efforts very nicely.

Man 2: In the U.S. we have the courts infiltrated with our fronts as high as the Supreme Court. If we need them, they will makeup a legal president like the ‘right of privacy’ in the Roe vs. Wade case.

Man 4: How is the politics of distraction working in the U.S.?

Man 2: The Pirate Plan experiment is over. We’re franchising that idea. Seemingly mighty nations can’t marginalize the Somalia pirates. They are on track to formalize the country’s government. Our agents are exploring other waterways to set up operations.

Man 3: I know our aim is to distract and implement, but in the U.S., Obama’s first 100 days is unnerving. ‘Distraction Politics’ has worked for our fathers and grandfathers but they never had to deal with the cable media, the Internet and twittering!! Hell, our agents even have Obama twittering!

Man 1: Overload is my concern. The economic non-crisis focused everyone. Now our agents are splintering their distractions. Torture, stress tests, new government regulations, and Janet Napolitano are occupying the U.S Congress while the rest of the world is shaking their heads.

Man 2: It’s unbelievable the peasants actually trust our corrupt politicians that broke their economy to fix it with more regulation! All that means is more control for us.

Man 3: The U.S. Congress and the American peasants are more naïve than you. Tacitus once said, “The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws”.

Man 2: Our agents have Obama addressing the people’s common concerns. I mean credit card, home mortgage and employment terms and contracts now open to presidential approval. We’ve got them thinking like peasants. Another couple of generations we’ll be back to feudalism. Our family history will have almost gone full circle.

Man 4: The foreign relations distractions with Cuba and Chavez are priceless. Obama should keep bowing to our Saudi king! Obama belongs in an Aladdin fantasy.

Man 3: All these Obama distractions are helping us implement universal healthcare in the U.S. When our agents have Obama wave the ‘healthcare magic wand’, the peasants shout hallelujah. This new healthcare data base will be more comprehensive than Social Security’s. Everyone needs medical attention sometime in their lives. Two generations from now all the peoples from the U.S. and the Americas will be in the system cataloged like animals.

Man 2: While some Americans are looking for the ‘mark of the beast’, they’ll be imprinted as 1s and 0s in their own healthcare data base.

Man 4: All we need is a crisis to scare the peasants into demanding implementation of nationalized healthcare and its data base.

Man 2: We’re working on the “Bird Flu”. I’ll inform our agents to have our fronts plant similarities of the deadly 1918 “Spanish flu” and our latest “Bird Flu” plague in the media.

Man 2: Soon, if any of us ever needs an organ transplant, we’ll have the American data base look for a donor.

Man 3: Impersonation and forgery will be nearly impossible with that data base. Tissue and blood types along with DNA will be the distinct identifiers.

Man 1: Throwing money at healthcare without analyzing the problem is so typically American. Chronic illnesses account for 75% of all their health care cost. Their health care payment system is antiquated. These two areas are where real progress could be made with healthcare reform. That’s too simple for their peasant minds. Keep the distractions going and no one will realize we’re building America’s all inclusive ‘peasant’ data base.

Man 2: Our IT industries are poised to absorb their billions like our financial people did! Let’s face it; we’ve started an avalanche of aimless spending in the U.S. This distraction allows us to shift their conservative culture to one with a laisser-faire social attitude.

Man 3: The gays are all revved up with the Miss USA thing. Now the gay thing is another major distraction. Talk about turning loose a bunch of screaming two-year-olds on a country of pilgrims… Our fronts are good.

Man 4: Our agents have Obama and the ‘looking forward’ distraction going well. His teleprompter readings are progressing, but we need him to look at the camera more. He reminds me of a windshield wiper on delay when he’s talking.

Man 1: Can’t understand why no one questions his knowledge or value of history. After all, history does repeat itself.

Man 2: Looking forward is a distraction in itself. It appeals to the goodness and hope in the human nature. Isn’t that right? (Glancing at Man 3)

Man 3: Looking forward is a childlike attitude void of reasoning. It covers up past mistakes. Looking forward is like investigating a fire for the first time – every time. One will get burnt over and over and over again.

Man1: Our agents are controlling U.S. enforcement officials with the threat of ‘looking forward’ to jail time. Who would have thought our fronts would get Bush to prosecute and jail those two boarder-patrol guards.

Man 4: Now the Mexican boarder is a real distraction especially for the southwest states and a free-flow for illegal migration.

Man 1: We have the CIA looking over their shoulders, too. This torture situation will allow your people to move more freely – everywhere. (Looking at Man 4) Control the “Jack Bauer’s” of the world and there’s no need for bad guys. The corrupt politicians are taking their place.

Man 3: Isn’t Obama taking the moral high ground when it comes to torture, the CIA and the terrorists?

Man 1: Yea, like he takes the moral high ground on abortion. Some 50 million babies aborted in the U.S. alone. He must be trying to keep the next ‘Jack Bauer’ from being born like Herod tried to do with Jesus over 2000 years ago!

Man 4: In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President! That’s one generation.

Man 3: Some say that Obama is the Muslim president.

Man 2: That’s just a distraction. (Smiling)

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