Americans Thinking: Funny Politics

Posted in Politics, Vote Out The Bums at 4:00 am by Administrator

Americans we are talking about are the working, tax paying citizens in the U.S. We love God, our families and the U.S. of A. We are the backbone of the country. Our President, B.H. Obama and his democrat party are attacking us and we know it. The attacks are so anti-American that they are comical.

Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.

Q: Did you hear the good news about the “two million” people who showed up for the Obama inauguration?
A: Only ten of them had to call off from work.

We know our politicians are corrupt. They have been since the early 1900’s. Gamesters from probation times paid corrupt politicians to look the other way. International leftists and multi-national corporations quickly jumped on board – ie. The Federal Reserve Act. We know that Obama is from Chicago and corrupt by association.

Q. What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor?
A. The check.

Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence … and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.

We are discovering that some politicians should be tried for treasonous acts against the Constitution. We know that corrupt politicians are selling the United States of America to the highest bidder. We think the spirit of Benedict Arnold is alive and well residing in B.H. Obama and his willing co-conspirators.

Critics are telling lies about Obama… and most of them are true.

We know that the democrat party has invaded and contaminated our election process. The organization Acorn registers fantasy voters and makes sure their votes count in key elections. They have a reserve stash of votes that they bring out in close elections.

Now that all the votes have been counted and any possible hanging chads have been discounted, it appears to me that on January 20th the U.S.A. will become known as an Obama-nation…

We know that a half-white president, abandoned by his black father, claims to be black. If it weren’t for his white mom and white grandma he’d be on welfare today.

Ben and Jerry’s is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream in honor of the messiah who was just sworn in as our 44th President.
It is being churned in Washington DC and is appropriately being called Baracky Road.
It’s half chocolate and half vanilla – surrounded by fruits and nuts.

I refer to him as B. Hussein Obama. He’s half white and half black, half Christian and half Muslim and half atheist. Something there for every Democrat.

Conservatives are criticizing Time magazine because they put President Obama on the cover for the 12th time in the last year. Not only that — every week since Obama was elected, he’s been on the cover of Black President Magazine.

We know he’s abandoned his half-brother in Africa and claims to be looking out for his brothers around the world. He won the Noble Peace Prize (WTF). “And under Obama, the US continues its role as not only the leading producer and exporter of arms, but also as the major initiator of wars in the world.”

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

We know that B.H. Obama wasn’t born in the United States of America.

Q. Why won’t Obama release his birth certificate?
A. He hasn’t decided where he was born yet

We know that there is an impeach Obama movement gathering steam.

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

We know that the rest of the world is laughing at B.H. Obama – so why can’t we? “Impromptu Obamanomics is getting scarier by the day. For all the president’s touted intelligence, his un-teleprompted comments reveal a basic misunderstanding of capitalist principles.”

“Earlier this evening, Barack Obama’s 30-minute infomercial appeared on three of the major networks. … Now, if you didn’t see it, one part was a little odd. At the end, Barack said, ‘If you vote now, we’ll throw in a set of steak knives and a can of Oxiclean.’”

Obama’s come up with a great initiative to create two and a half million jobs for America … it’s a wonderful plan, the catch is we all have to move to China.

We know that saving our country from Marxist, progressive socialists and Benedict Arnolds is possible. An honorable way to save our country is to get out the vote. Inform the 50% of the population that doesn’t vote. If you want Feudalism in your future, continue not voting. But, a vote in 2010 and 2012 against Democrats and Obama is a vote for a free America full of opportunities for all.

VOTB: Vote Out The Bums – every incumbent, every election will help re-institute constitutional authority over corrupt politicians and save our country.

Q: What’s the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.


Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.


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